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The power of a writer

I'd consider myself a writer. I'd consider anyone who writes a writer. That's why they call them writers. I'm going to give you a little talk about the power authors have on their characters. Immerse yourself in the book or story you are writing, and be a character. Kurt Vonnegut does this in a few of his books. I'll give you an example through a short story.




Anthony walked into the bar. "Best beer in town!" said the sign. Anthony didn't think so. Anthony Glasgow was a perfectly normal, middle class American. He was also fairly sick in the mind. I could have made him a chipper young fellow. I also could kill him right now from spontaneous cancer. But I chose not to. Anthony would live another day. Anthony ran his hands through his hair and pushed his glasses up on his nose. He had a lot of problems. He had attempted suicide last night. But I chose to make him put the gun away. He did so smoothly and obediently. He would not be committing suicide while I was in control of him. He was, however, killing himself slowly with heroin. I would allow him to do that. But he would not kill himself with a gun. Not today, anyway.


Think about that.

MILF???? (Moro Islamic Liberation Front)

This is so hilarious. Apparently there is a Muslim Separatist Rebel group operating in Southern Philippines. They do terrorist sh*t and assassinations and so and so. But that's not the important part. They are called the Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Now abbreviate that. M + I + L + F. MILF!!!! What the hell were they thinking?!?!? I mean, come on! Anyway, I just thought this was kinda funny.

My Story.

before my story begins, i would like to say DM1, you rule, and all the mods like spartakips and chitown15 who uphold it's squeaky awesomeness are awesome. I would also like to give shout-outs to the people in this story: Tiger, Jon, Joshhh, Xanhros, BWmushcut, Squirrel, pistol_shot, everlovely, spitty(spitfire), ferretferret, stargate1995, PX173 and me. Day 1: I don't know where I am... i remember a faint battle with someone..... i think.... theghostgamer.... and there was a flash... all of it is like a jumbled blur... i am a top hat... I have faint memories of being human... i remember i was a human, but all the memories seem to have faded away... Day 2: I can't move. i feel legs that I know are not there. I think i'm going insane. I remember my final words with theghostgamer... something about death... something about killing... a scream... a laugh... blood... and then nothing. Day 3: I've found a way to move by pushing my weight to the tip of the hat and moving forward. It's like hopping. I wanted to laugh but i couldn't. It's scary. Day 4: 4 days have passed and I can still see my first hop-prints. I can't sleep, i can't close my eyes, i can't get tired, i can't get bored. I can only hop and think of what happened before i turned into an unfeeling hat. Day 5: I'm still hopping in a barren wasteland that seems to go on forever. The fight between me and theghostgamer seemed to have caused it... but i wouldn't know... I want to scream but i can't. I want to run freely, Unleash all the anger bottled up, but I can't. Normal top hat's don't get angry... Day 6: I reached some sort of castle. I want to scream something, some sort of victory shout because I found a place where other life might exist, but it's impossible. All i can do is go inside. Day 7: Nothing is in here. Cobwebs... a skeleton... and... oh my god.. a living creature! I hop up to it, and to my surprise it's a squirrel. A tattered, paranoid, shivering, wide-eyed squirrel. He clawed and hissed at me, and i hopped back. He had a rusted dog tag on that said "Officer Squirrel." I realized he was in the army once. But he was a messed-up psychopath now. I slowly walked away and squirrel hissed violently. He started shaking around on the floor, clawing at a person who was wearing the same army clothes as him, only he had a red beret on. Without thinking, my top hat instincts taking over, i jumped on squirrel's head. There was a flash, a hiss, and then pain. I was writhing around on the ground, scraping with my claws at a murderer. I managed to strike his face, and he recoiled back in shock. Then he was dead. There was another flash, and suddenly a scream welled up somewhere, and i was on the floor, squirrel sitting up, and a guy laying dead on the floor. I looked at squirrel and he looked at me. I wasn't sure but it felt and seemed like I had taken over his body and mind. Day 8: I was on squirrels head and in his body. I was running around, overjoyed that I could express emotions, move freely, feel, touch. I stabbed my hand on a rock, and laughed as the pain showed evermore that I could feel pain, and the blood showed that I could express my pain. I smashed myself into walls, hit the ground, punched myself, ran, jumped, stomped... But it was still too limited. I had to find more bodies... More powerful bodies... Bodies that could change the world by lifting a finger. But first, a little more running... Day 9: I'm still in squirrel's body. I feel comfortable sharing the same body as him... He doesn't seem to mind. He isn't the one feeling the stuff I'm doing to his body, after all. Day 10: I went to sleep. It was wonderful. But when i woke up, there was no more pain. I ran outside to feel more, to hurt more, to run more, to be more of a living thing then a living thing that is supposed to be un-living. Day 11: I used squirrel's body to run somewhere. I didn't care where I was going. Anywhere was better than a barren wasteland where the only thing growing was my memories as a top hat. Running was a feeling to. Not as significant as pain, but when the wind blew, It felt indescribable. Day 12: I haven't learned how to talk yet. I know the language, but I can't move my mouth right. If I find a human that speaks english they could teach me! After running for 20 minutes I got tired. That was another feeling, the being tired. It was great. It was just as significant as pain, only... Pain felt... Strangely... like a bad thing, compared to this. Day 13: I've found grass. I've found dead bodies. I must be getting close to something. 20 more minutes have uncovered... a civilization! I rush inside to a tall structure that seems to go through the clouds. Inside there is a room brightly decorated with jewels. There are bodies. Not dead, but close to it. One reaches out to me. I want to see what feelings she has. I leap off squirrel's head and onto the dying woman's. There was a flash, a groan, and I was suddenly overcome with a horrible pain. Pain that I did not enjoy. Pain that made me think that at any moment I was going to fall into death. I quickly leaped off her body. But when I tried to get onto Squirrel he screeched and ran. As a top hat, I couldn't follow him. Now I had 2 choices... feel dead, or be a top hat. I decided to go look for another body. I hopped up the stairs to the top of the tower. There was someone there! He was healthy, fit... but laughing over all the dead and sick. I decided to take him over. Day 14: I'm in the man's body now. This is so much more unlimited than squirrel's... He's healthy and fit and strong, whenever I move I feel a burst of energy. I don't have to hurt myself to feel. I am running out of this horrible sick place. I reach another civilization in an hour, one that is covered in jewels and people. I stare in amazement. So many bodies... all strong, all healthy, all painless, all fun. I leap from body to body, feeling the emotions of all these people. Beautiful emotions, filled with love, happiness, joy. But it is still too limited. I need more, I need a body that isn't human. (Or humanoid-squirrel.) Day 15 I took control of one of the people. It was at night. No-one noticed. I ran out and out, until I left the civilization. I ran through green fields. There were many animals, all sizes.I saw a particularly healthy tiger. I decided to take it over. but when I jumped at it, it clawed me away and roared. I wasn't scared, because I was a top hat again. Then a warrior came out of the bushes screaming. It battered the tiger away with it's shield. The tiger roared and pounced. He scratched the chain armor in the warriors vest, and cut him deep. The warrior then slashed furiously at the tiger, missing but drawing him away. The tiger screeched again, then jumped up some rocks and ran. The warrior introduced himself as Chain. The tiger he was fighting was his most hated enemy, Tiger. Then another person came out of the bush. He seemed as strong as Chain, only he had different armor styles and a mace instead of a sword. He introduced himself as Aalnius. I looked between them, and i chose Chain. Day 16: I had taken over Chain. We were walking through the jungle, when suddenly a leaf fell to the ground, and the trees above us shook, even though there was no wind. Aalnius got into a fighting stance, so I made Chain do the same. As soon as I had gotten into fighting stance, Tiger shot out of the tree and attacked. He was up on Aalnius, clawing and hacking. I tried to stop him, but I didn't know how. I wasn't a warrior. Aalnius managed to batter him off, and I made a feeble attempt to slash him, and missed. Aalnius rushed forward and rammed Tiger against the wall. Tiger bit into his hand, and he screamed. Blood poured out of the wound where the top of his hand used to be. I rushed in, before I realized that it was hopeless. I was going to die, and I would take Chain with me. Suddenly, an arrow whizzed through the air. It struck Tiger in the chest. His eyes went big. He started to wobble. He looked at me, made a strange sound like a housecat's meow, and fell to the ground. Day 17: We still don't know who the person who saved our asses was. All we saw was an arrow in Tiger's stomach, a flash, and then there was a slip of paper near Aalnius that said "Ever." We've looked around the area where we fought Tiger, but we found no evidence the person was there other than Tiger lying dead on the ground. We decided to go up on the hill were the arrow seemed to have come from. To our surprise, we found a long open field, littered with targets. Almost every one had an arrow on the "bulls-eye" mark. There was also a small shack at the end of the field. We decided to check there. We walked up to it, and before we even knocked, an arrow shot right past my hair, cutting off three strands. One more millimeter left, and it would have impaled me. We spun around to see who it was. It was a woman. She had a bow in her hand and a quiver on her back. A long, red streak ran across the side of her shirt. It seemed to have words written on it. When I tilted my head to see what it was, I read the words "Everlovely." Day 18: Ever kicked us out. She said she would kill us if we didn't leave. Aalnius wanted to fight her, but I, still not used to Chain's body, decided to go along with whatever Ever said. Aalnius was swayed to do the same, because he knew it would be hard to battle Ever alone. Back at camp, we decided to find a way to get her on our side. But right at that moment, a lion crashed into the side of our tent, pulling down the stakes and ripping the tent. It lied there like it was dead. The words "Ryan" were brandished with what looked like hot coals into the lions side. And when we looked up, we saw Tiger, with blood everywhere, a hole in his back, and a look that was obviously threatening. He shot up to me like a bullet, and before I knew what was happening, I felt a flurry of claws on my face and unprotected stomach. Then I was pushed to the ground, and stepped on forcefully. Tiger was getting ready to finish me off, when he was smashed off me into the wall. Aalnius stood there smiling, his mace bloody. Then when tiger tried to get up, I attacked. I hit him directly. It wasn't a great hit, since the sword was very heavy, but it hurt. It struck Tiger's head, and blood poured out of the open wound. He screamed, and then jumped up, which in turn actually impaled him more. He yelped crazily, then bit through the sword. it bent and snapped, and he ate the pointed end like candy. He was going insane! He grabbed me and started chomping into me. Aalnius rushed into action, but Tiger just grabbed him with one hand and threw him like a rock. Aalnius smashed into the ground, bloody and almost dead. Tiger had his teeth over my neck. I could feel his hot breath.... and then.... I hit the ground. Tiger wasn't holding me anymore. I turned to Aalnius, but he was still lying on the ground, defeated. I then turned towards a loud ripping noise, and saw Tiger and the lion that had "Ryan" branded onto him destroying each other. The ripping noise had been Tiger's arm, which Ryan was now eating. Ryan and Tiger were both covered in blood. Suddenly, with a roar, Ryan slashed at Tiger's opening mouth. His claws were extended. Before I could tell what happened, Tiger's jaw was ripped clean off. Blood came out of the hole, and Tiger's useless body fell to the ground. That was when Ryan went completely crazy. He ripped Tiger's body into pieces, swallowing everything that came off. After Ryan was done, the only thing left of Tiger was many small scraps of bloody fur. Ryan let out a triumphant roar, and then I was off of Chain and onto Ryan. Day 19: Ryan's body is great. I can run faster, I can roar, I can retract and extend my claws, I have teeth, and I have one bad-ass mane. Chain is normal now, getting used to controlling his body again. I'm going to stick with Ryan's body, for now. With this body, and Chain fully operational again, we could negotiate with Ever again without having anything to fear. We went to where the shack was, and what we saw horrified us. All the targets were cut in half and ripped up, and the field and the shack were burning. Thousands of giant bats were circling a bloody Ever, who was hopelessly firing at the winged demons. The only body with the stamina to maneuver through the bats and flames was Ryan. I decided to get off, Ryan was better with his own body after all. I hopped onto Chain again, who had become my host when I need to get off someone. Ryan was back, and before I explained what he needed to do, he sprinted off. He dodged the flames expertly, then pounced a bat. He ripped it to shreds easily. He pounced at another, and hit it with his teeth, impaling the demon and killing it instantly. Now half the swarm was on Ryan, and Ever wasn't being mobbed. She fired about three arrows per second into each bat, while Ryan pounced on them individually, mauling and ripping them up. Aalnius, seeing his chance, ran into the battle. He unleashed a fury of strikes with his mace onto the demons. In a matter of 8 minutes, all the bats were dead. Ever shook off the blood, and Ryan did the same. Aalnius let out a battle cry. I just watched horrified, as another wave of bats came, this one bigger than the first. But there was something different about this one... at the tip a guy in a cape with long hair sat on an extra-large bat. "ALL WILL KNEEL BEFORE THE SPITFIRE ARMADA!!" he shouted. The bats descended on Ever, Ryan and Aalnius. I was left helpless in Chain's body. They then attacked me. I fought off six, but they came in packs, and even Chain's body couldn't stand up to them. I was captured, and the last thing I heard before losing consciousness was "Eldavo will serve... Eldavo did good..." Day 20: I am in top hat form again. All the others are lying around me. I jump onto Chain, but I feel a surprising amount of pain and get off. For once in my life, I am glad top hats cannot feel pain. Ryan is roaring furiously. He's smashing himself against the cell door, roaring and spitting. Suddenly 2 people step into the room. One, the caped man we saw on the bat, and another, taller thing. It had red skin, horns, a snake tongue, claws and a cloak. "Kneel before his majesty, King Spitfire!" said the long-haired servant. "Thank you, Eldavo." said Spitfire. All of us kneeled, except for Ryan. He roared and scratched Eldavo. Eldavo hissed, and we saw that he had a snake tounge as well. He then jabbed Ryan with a flaming spear and screamed "KNEEL!" But Ryan wasn't a human. He didn't understand what they were saying. He didn't know what they were doing, and he was scared. He rammed against the cell again, and moaned. He was jabbed again. I didn't want to see Ryan in so much confusion and pain. I jumped onto him, and made him kneel. "Filthy animal." Eldavo muttered. "I suppose you know why your here." said Spitfire. I was going to say that I didn't, but nothing came out. I forgot I wasn't human. But he wasn't looking at me. He was looking directly at Ever. Her eyes were wide and staring, she looked scared. "She looked exactly like squirrel did when I first saw him." I thought. Then, right when I was thinking about squirrel, a hand came down and took the flaming spear away. Eldavo reached up, but grasped nothing. Suddenly, the same hand came down on the back of Eldavo's neck. Eldavo squeaked and crumpled up on the floor. Spitfire grimaced and shot a bolt of blue lightning out of his claw. It hit something, and Spitfire smiled. He pulled his hand in, and out of the darkness came an unconscious Squirrel, moving only from Spitfire's magic. I screamed, which came out as a roar. Squirrel was still alive! Spitfire turned towards me, his eyes flaming. "SHUT UP!" He shouted. He shot a blue bolt of electricity at Ryan. I was knocked off him, and Ryan crumpled to the floor. He was either dead or unconscious like squirrel. Everyone I had ever met since day 1 were all here, being tortured and pushed around by Spitfire, and I didn't even know why. Then I looked at Ever. She was still scared. "It's really a shame, because all this could've been avoided if you didn't steal those magic arrows from me all those years ago." Spitfire said to Ever. "What are you gonna do to me?" Ever said. Spitfire smiled like a murderer smiles when he is about to kill. "Ever, I'm going to kill you. But it will be as painful as you can imagine. And when I'm done, I will destroy your body." The smile came again. "And i'll make sure no-one misses you." he said, then glanced at the rest of us. Aalnius's eyes widened. He was going to do something insane, I could tell. And I was right. In a flash he stabbed his hand out of the cage and into the side of Spitfire's neck. Spitfire grimaced, moaned, and fell to the ground. Squirrel and Ryan suddenly regained consciousness. Squirrel walked up to Spitfire. He placed two fingers on his temple. There was a moment of silence. Then Squirrel slowly turned his head and stared at Aalnius. "You didn't kill him." He said. It was the first thing I heard him say. His voice was raspy, like it strained to talk. In a flash squirrel was strangling Aalnius. "WHY DIDN'T YOU KILL HIM! WHY! HE'LL COME BACK AND KILL US ALL!" Chain grabbed Squirrel's hand and threw him back. "He was going to kill us anyway!" He said angrily. Squirrel pulled out a gun that wasn't there before. "Don't threaten me." He said. Chain growled and curled his hands in fists. I would have intervened but I was a top hat. I quickly jumped on Aalnius and broke them up. "Squirrel," I said, "Can you get us out of here?" He smiled. "Maybe, but I'm not trying with Spitfire here. So unless they let you out, you assholes need a miracle, or your boned." He laughed and then dashed away into the darkness. Chain smashed the wall. I had forgotten how strong he was. "That goddamn no-good dirty rotten rat!" Just as he finished his sentence, the cell door swung open. Squirrel dropped down from the ceiling holding a lock-pick. "I was joking, dumbass." he said grinning. Day 21: We've escaped Spitfire's castle. Chain had a grappling hook that we used to get down on. Ryan couldn't hold on to it, being a lion, but also because he was a lion, he was able to maneuver down the jagged rocks on the cliff. When we where out, we landed in Ever's shooting range. Squirrel had a handheld transceiver out. I heard something about "code-name: Pistol" then a mission, then that he needed him right away. Then he started screaming. "I DON'T CARE! I AM YOUR GENERAL, AND I NEED HIM RIGHT NOW! IT'S A MAJOR SITUATION!" then he flicked it off. "What happened?" Aalnius asked. Squirrel looked at him. "We'll see." He said. Suddenly a helicopter flew overhead. It landed softly near us. A guy dressed in guns from his head to his feet stepped out. Squirrel smiled. "Spitfire's in for something now." The man with guns stepped up to us. "Squirrel, you called?" Instantly Squirrel stood to attention. "Yes sir!" There was silence. Then Squirrel and the guns guy started laughing. "You dumbass!" the guns guy choked through laughs. Squirrel wiped his eyes and then said "We need help. A guy called Spitfire captured me. He said he need my "expertise" on the field. He asked me to join his armada. I said I already work for the army. He said this. 'Very well. I'll just kill you then. But now, I have other prisoners to attend to.' And he left. Then I escaped, and followed him. I knocked out his servant, but he shot something at me and everything went black. Then Aalnius here knocked him out, but didn't kill him. Retard." Aalnius frowned and looked at Chain. "Stay calm." I heard Chain say. Squirrel sighed. "So, in the end we escaped. Since Aalnius the retard didn't kill him, he's probably coming back. And I needed you to help us. Which you probably can, Pistol." Pistol smiled. "Maybe I can." He said. Suddenly, he pulled his arm back and whipped out a giant gun with one arm. He blindly fired at one of Ever's targets. The laser ripped through the target and hit the edge of the canyon. A chunk of rock fell down and crumbled when it hit the ground. "Show-off." Ever mumbled. "Anyways," Squirrel said, "Spitfire is a demon. They can only be killed with magic. But Demons like Spitfire aren't discreet. He'll be coming on giant bats, probably shouting a war cry or something." "Who says demons can't be discreet?" A voice said from behind Squirrel. I quickly leaped onto Chain. Squirrel flipped around, and saw Spitfire staring back. Squirrel looked directly into his eyes. Spitfire touched Squirrel. Squirrel was sent reeling back into the cliff. He smashed into the rock and a boulder fell down to him. Pistol was quick to shoot a missile at the falling rock. Ever turned and fired an arrow at Spitfire. He strafed sideways and fired an electric bolt at Ever. She screamed. Electricity surged through her body. She suddenly caught on fire. She dropped to the ground and started rolling. The fire came off, but afterwards she flopped to the ground, possibly dead. Ryan charged forward roaring. Spitfire wasn't fast enough to dodge, so he clasped his hands together. A wall rose up before Ryan. The lion smashed hard into the wall. He wobbled around for a while. Spitfire released his hands. The wall fell down on top of Ryan. Suddenly I remembered what Spitfire had said about Ever stealing magic arrows. And then about how Squirrel had said Demons like Spitfire could only be killed by magic. "Pistol!" I shouted. He turned to me after dodging a giant blast of flame. "What? I'm a little busy!" He said. "Load one of Ever's arrows into a gun!" I said. Pistol rolled to dodge another fire blast, and grabbed one of Ever's magical arrows. He pulled out an MP5. He ripped out the ammo casing and shoved the arrow in. He fired. The magic arrow ripped through the gun like a bullet and struck Spitfire directly in the heart. Pistol hit the ground, and breathed out heavily. An arrow was sticking out of Spitfire. He trembled. His lip quivered. "How..." He said. Then, he exploded. A flash of orange light blew across the field, then fire came, flooding through the field, then it all sucked into into the air and disappeared. Ever came back, breathing and gasping. Squirrel stood up, groaning. Pistol came over scratching his head. "I don't get it." He said. "How would an arrow shrink to the size and shape of a bullet in an MP5, then fire as a full-sized arrow?" Aalnius, the only one who wasn't in the fight, stepped up to Pistol. "You army people know nothing about magic, do you?" Suddenly a flaming giant circular object flew over our heads. It crashed in the woods. "Let's follow it." Squirrel suggested. We ran into the woods. The crashed object laid in the middle of the woods. Blinking buttons where all around it. It was saucer-shaped. Suddenly, a hatch opened in the front. A green-skinned thing fell out. He had 4 tentacles for feet and arms, and his large head was covered in a dome. He was wearing loose fitting black robes. He looked up. His white eyes flashed red. Then he stood up. "Greetings, earthlings." He said. "My name is Xanhros. I apologize for the scare. I was sent here by my leaders to investigate, and I flew over a castle, and suddenly someone shot a electricity current through the air, and I was knocked off track. I just scanned your language from you. Thank you for being available for me to take language from. Goodbye. I'm off to investigate this earth. When I am done, all of it's inhabitants will be crushed, and it will be used as a refuge for our species. Maybe when I am done, I can take you off this planet, just long enough to be saved." He walked away. "Wait." I said. "Why does it have to be Earth? There are lots of other uninhabited planets." Xanhros laughed. "You earthlings are so stupid. Did you ever stop to think that maybe the planets where uninhabited because they are inhospitable? Nothing can live on them!" Then he started walking off again. "Oh no you don't." Pistol said. He ran up to Xanhros. "I'm not going to just sit back and watch you kill the human race." Xanhros smiled. "I admire your courage, and I suspect that you're going to try and stop me, but you have no choice. This is my job. If I don't succeed, my rulers will come, kill me, and THEN kill the human race themselves. Sorry, but that is the way our species are built. It's not human, but neither are we." Pistol grimaced. "No, when the world is going to be destroyed, I fight back." Suddenly he leaped back, ripped out an M4 Carbine, and pulled the trigger. The bullets shot directly at Xanhros. The ones that hit the dome over his head bounced off. The ones that hit his gelatinous body sucked inside. "We Xidicides have natural defenses. No armor is needed, except this invincible dome." He suddenly whipped out his hand. It shot a laser at Pistol, which exploded on impact. Pistol was shot back into the forest. "Anyone else wanna fight me?" Xanhros said. He looked around. "No? Okay. I'll be on my way then.." Suddenly a voice echoed out of the forest, "Is it to late for me to say I want to fight you?" Xanhros rolled his gelatinous white eyes. "Another suicidal human not willing to accept their fate?" He raised his hand, but suddenly a streak whipped out of the air and cut through it. Xanhros gasped. His tentacle arms fell into pieces on the floor. Instantly his arms grew back. Suddenly smoke erupted around the forest. When it cleared, a man dressed in a loose-fitting black suit was standing in front of Xanhros. Xahros's hand shot out at the man, but the man leaped out of the way. He reached to his pockets and grasped a bunch of ninja stars. He repeatedly threw them at Xanhros. Xanhros's gelatinous body swerved away from them, but one struck him in the chest. He chuckled. "Is that the best you can do?" He said. He laughed again. Suddenly he choked. He spit, and he pulled out the ninja star. There was a gash where the ninja star hit. Blue drops of blood were spilling out. "How... Your not supposed to have weapons like that! The chief said this mission wasn't dangerous!" Xanhros couldn't talk. He coughed. Coughed again. He screamed. "Damn it, what are those?" He said through chokes. The black suit man smiled. "Poison ninja stars. Obviously the raw matter would go inside you, like you said. I needed something that would kill you from the inside." Xanhros pulled out a radio. "Chief," He said into it, "They have adapted. Cancel the operation, the inspection is obsolete. Prepare for Mass Invasion." He put the radio back into his body. The man in a black suit grimaced. "You evil little shit." He growled. Xanhros sighed. "You realize that one race has to die. Either us, or you. We both need Earth, and unless we find another planet we have to exterminate all other life on the planet. We both have a reason to be fighting, but both of us are fighting to kill a whole other population. Call me evil if you want, but I am the same as you. Fighting to save my species." The black suit man tensed. "It's your fault your species had World Wars and polluted until your planet was destroyed." Xanhros laughed. "Is Earth much different? We pollute and kill as much as you flesh bags, the only reason our planet was killed before yours was because we've been around much longer than you. Insults will get you nowhere. Our race is exactly the same as humans." The black suit man sighed. "I know. But I still have to protect my species. Goodbye Xanhros." Xanhros shook his head. "You are still so ignorant Jon. Is this how I taught you?" Jon smiled. "No, this is how I taught myself." Then, fast as lightning, he planted a ninja star inside Xanhros's back. Xanhros smiled weakly. "You have no idea what's coming for you." Then he died. Jon turned around. He sighed. "We need help. A whole alien species is invading the earth. Xanhros was just a scout, his gun that killed your friend wasn't even close to what we'll face later." Squirrel came up to Jon. "Whatever the hell that thing was, it killed Pistol. Whether we die or not, I'm fighting back." Jon smiled. "We won't survive. It's run or die." Squirrel grabbed Jon's shirt and pulled him towards him. "Listen. Those douche-bag asshole sons of bitch shit-bags just killed my best friend. And I won't stand for that. If I can't avenge him, then I don't want to live. I can't just sit quietly while an alien race destroys the world!" Jon showed no expression. He pushed Squirrel, who in turn was knocked off Jon and onto the floor. Squirrel rubbed his head. "Ow..." he muttered. Suddenly Aalnius's face turned graven. He pointed with a quivering finger forward. Standing there where two figures i knew all too well. "Hello again, humans." Spitfire said. Tiger stood beside him, looking determined, and ready to kill someone. I hope it wasn't me. They were decrepit, decayed, they smelled awful. Chunks of skin weren't on their body. They looked like they had been asleep for a very long time. Aalnius was speechless. "How... we killed you... you got ripped up.. destroyed..." Spitfire grinned. "Me and this big guy here didn't like it dead. As a demon, I remain conscious even when dead. Sorry, but I had to mentally suck the life out of a certain person... or should i say animal.." My heart skipped a beat. It hit me. Ryan had been missing since we came to the crash site. My eyes widened. "You. Bastard." Spitfire chuckled. "It was Tiger's idea. Personally I was voting for Pistol but.." Suddenly a fist came out of the air and smashed hard into Spitfire's cheek. It left a searing fist-shaped red mark. Squirrel stood by Spitfire, looking angry. "Don't ever insult Pistol." he said. "He's dead. I'll say whatever I want to." Spitfire said. He grunted, and the mark disappeared. He shook his head. "You have no idea what's coming for you. That's what the alien said. If we don't work together they will destroy the earth." I looked at him angrily. "Ryan could have helped way more than you two!" Spitfire laughed. "Are you still fixed on that?" I didn't mean to do what I did next. It slipped out. I jumped off of Chain and onto Spitfire. The last thing I heard was "NO! WAIT!" And then blackness. Day 22: I woke up on Ryan's body in a small hut. Everyone was gathered around me. Ever, Chain, Aalnius, Squirrel, and even the new guy, Jon. They all looked sad. There was a long dragged out silence. Ever was the first to speak up. It was the first thing she had said in a long time. "If you get off him, he'll die, and Spitfire and Tiger will come back." I was confused. "How?" Chain sighed. "Spitfire's magic only works when he's holding it. You can't use it, since your not actually him. If you stay on Ryan, The magic will fail and Ryan will come back. If you get off, Spitfire's magic will return, resurrecting them once again." It was the longest thing I ever heard Chain say. He was always so quiet. I could tell he was sad about what had happened. Although they didn't show it, Ryan and Chain were actually the best bonded people in the group. If they worked together, we could have defeated Eldavo and his bats, and this whole mess could have been avoided. Chain walked up to the wall. Aalnius walked up to him. "Calm down. He's still alive, sort of." Squirrel chuckled. "That stupid retard can't calm down." In a flash, Chain spun around and grabbed Squirrel by the neck. Squirrel couldn't breathe or move. His face was a deep shade of purple. If Chain tightened his grip, he would break Squirrel's neck. Chain's eyes were filled with raw hatred. "Don't. Ever. Insult. Me. Again." He clenched his other fist, and blinked forcefully. "You insult me, you insult Ryan. You insult Ryan, after he DIED, then you deserve to see what it's like dead." After that, Jon whipped up. He crushed Chain's hand, and Chain recoiled back in pain. He looked at Jon. There was a moment of hate, but it passed. "Check your fire, ninja boy." He glanced angrily at Squirrel. "Open up your eyes, and see who the real enemy is. He's controlling this group. if we followed everything he said, we would all be dead." Chain stood up. "I'm going for a walk. Don't wait for me if your going to change campsites." Chain walked slowly out the door. He stopped. "By the way," He said. "You were right about one thing, Squirrel. Pistol didn't deserve to die. You did." Then he walked out the door. Jon sighed. "You guys need to work together. A whole alien species is invading the earth, and.." "Yeah, you made that pretty clear, Jon." Aalnius muttered. Day 23: Chain isn't back. I woke up in the middle of the night to find his cot empty. I thought about looking for him. I walked over by the entrance of the door, when I heard a voice say "Don't even think about it." I turned around to see Jon, sitting upright in his bed he made out of tenderized leaves. "The forest is way too dangerous at night. I've been waiting up for 3 hours for him. There are things out there worse than Spitfire. Things that would kill in a glance. Giant snakes, Swarms of poisonous bats, trees that have giant roots that snake out and crush you, and the thing that no one has seen. That one is the most deadly. Many people have gone out trying to find it. No one has seen it except the dead ones. And it lives in these forests. In these woods, nothing is ever safe at night." I breathed heavily. The cabin suddenly seemed like a container for that "thing" to shake us around in. Bait sitting out in a vulnerable wood cabin. And that was when it hit. The cabin was ripped straight off its base. Wind was blowing everywhere. We looked up. There it was. A giant squid-like animal was standing there. It had blood pouring from it's eyes. It had green skin and blue pulsing veins. It was huge, the cabin was like a toy to it. Jon ran around to the cots waking everyone up. It tried to stop him, but he was too fast. It tried again, but missed and grabbed me. It brought me up to it's face. It looked at me hungrily, and.... it stopped. It's eyes weren't bleeding anymore. It fell slowly over. Jon shot up and caught me. The squid smashed to the ground, it's stomach ripped open. Behind stood at least 3000 circular ships. They scattered. One landed right in front of us. A thing walked out. It was a Xidicid, one of Xanhros's kind. It had a cape, and a bunch of scars. It had an eye-patch and it's helmet was gold colored. "Hello humanoids." Jon stared dumbstruck. The alien turned his slimy head to Jon. "Ah, Jon, my old friend Xanhros's best student. I trust you and your old teacher had a happy reunion?" Jon still stared. Suddenly he dropped to one knee. "Hail Mushcut! Mushcut smiled evilly. "Flattery will just make you vulnerable, idiot." Suddenly, fast as lightning, Mushcut whipped out his arm and hit Jon across the face. His arm extended like a rope. It punched Jon straight in the face. He fell. Mushcut walked up to Jon. "I know what you did to Xanhros, and I know what you were planning to do to us." He looked at us. "And who are these, Jon? Your FRIENDS? WE were your friends once, you traitor!" His arm shot out again. It hit everyone except me, who ducked. Before he fired again, I jumped off Ryan. Spitfire and Tiger were back. Mushcut's eyes widened. Spitfire didn't hesitate. He threw fireball after fireball at Mushcut. Mushcut dodged them, but he didn't realize there were two people. By the time Mushcut had his balance, Tiger was holding him from behind. Spitfire walked up to him and prepared a blast of fire to finish him. "WAIT!" Mushcut shouted. Spitfire stopped the fire. "What? I wanna kill you already." Mushcut smiled. "I have something that might change your mind." He signaled with his head towards his ship, and two guards brought out Chain, shackled and handcuffed. Spitfire grinned. "He's not on my team. Go ahead and kill him. You're the bounty." He charged a fire blast again. Mushcut gasped. "Wait!" he shouted again. Spitfire shook his head. "Not this time." A radio came out of Mushcut's body. "Destroy it." he said. Spitfire stopped. "Destroy what?" "Scratch that." Mushcut said. Spitfire grabbed him. "What are you talking about!?!" Mushcut signaled over to the left. Spitfire turned. Three ships were circling Spitfire's castle. They all had lasers attached. Spitfire's eyes widened. "Let him go Tiger." Tiger hesitated, and reluctantly let Mushcut go. Mushcut laughed. "Kill them all." He said into the radio. Chain gasped. "You double-crosser!" He flung one guard over his head. With his free hand, he punched the other one. His hand went right through the guards chest, and the guard crumpled to the ground. Xanhros lied. He said they had natural armor. When Chain punched the guard, it died. Chain ran towards Mushcut. He tackled him. "My castle!" Spitfire cried. The ships were already blowing lasers at it. The rest of us took action. Aalnius ran into battle, Ever stayed back and shot arrows, Squirrel pulled out a machine gun and fired, and Jon threw ninja stars. Spitfire was useless, mourning for his castle, and Tiger was being overpowered by 10 guards. I jumped on Spitfire. I was Ryan once again. I took out a guard. I pounced another. One more came up behind me, but I battered it away. One was running into the forest, but was stopped by something. Suddenly, A giant squid creature came out of the forest. Then I realized. The other one was female. This was it's mate, and it looked pissed off. It crushed Mushcut's ship with one tentacle. Another tentacle whipped out and killed every single guard, and shoveled them into the thing's mouth one by one. Mushcut looked horrified. Perfect chance. Jon came up behind him, and clamped his hands on his head-dome. It crushed between Jon's hands, and Muchcut's head exploded. "Asshole." Jon mumbled. We had won. But the squid creature hadn't. It bent down before it's dead mate. It's eyes started bleeding blue blood instead of red. Then I realized they were tears. The squid stood up. And it talked. "My name is Josh. I am forever in your debt. These aliens have been destroying and hunting us Klectoz for years. Now, I am the last one on Planet Earth. If you are going to kill them, I will help you." I smiled. Now we had a squid on our side. Our enemies seem to have lots of enemies themselves. Day 24: It's been 24 days, and it already feels like we are saving the world. Which we kind of are. The Xidicides have attacked us more than once. Always in small groups, we kill them easy. But every time i get off Ryan, Spitfire is shivering and terrified. He says random stuff like "they'll be coming..." and "it's only a matter of time..." Whenever someone tries to talk to him, he screams. Then says something like "THE VIRUS WILL KILL YOU TOO! WE WILL ALL DIE!" and someone has to restrain him. We were walking down a trail, keeping an eye out for Xidicides, when we heard a noise in the trees. Jon was quicker than anyone else. His arm automatically flew through the air to his pocket, and shot forward, and stopped in mid-air. He closed his eyes tight and tightened every part of his body. When he opened his eyes, a whirling noise sounded, followed by a sound of someone being smacked. A Xidicide dressed in loose black clothes like Jon, but with a mask, fell down from the trees. It looked up. "Jon?" It said. Jon's mouth fell open. "Executioner?" The Executioner stood up. "Lord Mushcut has ordered me to do this. I'm sorry." The Executioner stuck out his arm, and a black axe materialized in the air. The Executioner grabbed it. Chain walked up to The Executioner. He had a calm, normal face on. Suddenly he grabbed The Executioner by the throat and pressed him up against the tree. The Executioner writhed around in shock. He swung his axe at Chain. Chain caught it by the handle and pulled it out of The Executioner's hand. He twirled it around in his hands. "Good feel, good weight. Thanks for the weapon." Suddenly he lashed out and embedded the axe in The Executioner's forehead. Jon let out a long breath. "Thanks." He said. Then Ever spoke up. "We have a problem. Squirrel is gone." Everyone looked around. Everyone except Chain. "I know where he is." Jon spun around. "Where?" Chain looked angry. "That son of a bitch coward is with the Xidicides. All those speeches about Pistol were a cover-up. He knew we where screwed from the beginning, so he went and joined the winning side." "You catch on fast." Said a voice behind us. We turned around to find Squirrel, surrounded by guards. "These guys are mine." Josh said. He shot out a tentacle at the guards. They leaped to the side, and threw ropes over the tentacle. It sent shock-waves up Josh, and he fell over. I quickly leaped off Ryan. Tiger was in action again, but Spitfire was shivering. He was covered in green and red dots. He was screaming and shivering and writhing around on the floor scratching at his face. Two guards ran to him. He screamed and the guards slowly melted. "The virus... the evolution... it's coming..." Suddenly Spitfire turned completely white. Tiger was ripping guards apart. Spitfire screamed, and the whiteness faded. He was on fire now, every part of him flaming. He had green skin and curling fangs. His eyes were glowing white, and they looked like cat's eyes. His hands were huge, and long claws were coming out of them. The palms had teeth in them. His cloak had wrapped around him completely, and was trailing behind him ghost-like. He was floating. "The evolution is complete." He said in a voice that seemed to come from 6 different people at the same time. He floated over to the remaining guards. He blinked. The guards stared. Suddenly they all blew up. He fell back down to the ground and stopped glowing. Squirrel stood with his mouth hanging open. Chain pointed at him. "I told you he was evil from the start!" He said. Then he broke into a run at Squirrel. Squirrel pulled out a AMT AutoMag Pistol and started firing. Chain easily dodged and blocked the bullets. Squirrel threw it away and pulled out an AAI XM70 Assault Rifle. This one was faster and stronger. Chain skidded to a stop and began to block the bullets. Then, the second Squirrel had to reload, Chain hurled his sword at him as hard as he could in a spinning motion. Squirrel stared up. There was one second of complete silence. And then, Squirrel was completely impaled on the sword, still spinning, his head lodged in it. The sword hit a tree and Squirrel's body was flung out into the forest. Everyone looked at Chain. Chain turned to Jon. "Shoulda given me the chance to kill him before." Spitfire coughed. Aalnius looked at him. "What's up with you?" Spitfire frowned. "Demons die of age too. It's their raw death, they can't come back. Before we die we have an evolution to nirvana, were we can do anything and everything and feel no pain or joy. Then, we die." Suddenly, he choked and spit. Then he coughed and let out a long breath, and fell to the ground. Instantly, after his magic had gone, he and Tiger disappeared. And then, to our joy, Ryan came in their place. He looked around. Then, he let out a roar so loud the trees shook. After we were done greeting Ryan, we ran to Josh. He was down on the ground electrocuted. He was shivering horribly. Suddenly, a small ferret ran out of the woods. the ferret walked up to Josh. Suddenly it faded into green smoke and flew into Josh's mouth. Josh stared ahead for a while, then a constant stream of electricity shot out of him, like all the electricity in his body was being forced out of him. When it was done, Josh looked totally fine, and the green smoke was trailing out of Josh's mouth. Then the green smoke turned back into the ferret. It looked around at all of us. It scampered up to Ryan and looked up. Ryan was hungry, and he didn't know any better. He tried to catch and eat the ferret. The ferret suddenly jumped back and morphed into a tall green monster, then let out a ferocious roar. Ryan stared for 5 seconds, then whimpered and scampered behind a tree. At that very moment, a Xidicide ship hovered into view. Josh shot a tentacle out, but missed. He threw out another one and managed to grab the ship. He used his free tentacles to grab the rest of the ship. But the Xidicides weren't stupid. Suddenly, metal spikes jutted out of the ship. Josh reeled back in shock. Ever and Jon couldn't aim at the constantly moving ship. The ferret jumped and morphed into a long dragon. He flew circles around the alien ship, then flew below it. The Xidicides tried to follow him, but flipped over. The ferret then turned into a small mouse. He landed on the ship and swerved between the spikes. He found a panel and bit through it. The ferret was inside the ship. We waited a few seconds. Then the ship began to pulse. Then, it exploded, a dragon hovering in it's place. Day 25: The ferret is helping us kill Xidicides now, but we aren't sure why. He doesn't have a grudge like Josh. The Xidicides haven't attacked us for a day, so we have a chance to ask Jon about his background with them. This is what he said: "My parents were astronauts. On one of their missions they were sent to examine a newly discovered planet named Xidicidea. they took me with them. We discovered life, the Xidicides. But they didn't take kindly to visitors. My parents were killed. When the alien armies found me, I was laying on the ground unconscious. I was three months old, and I didn't know what was happening. When I woke up, I heard them talking in strange gurgling voices. They looked at me warily every minute or so. A female that had been to Earth and learned the english language took me in. She taught me how to talk in English and Xidicide. She taught me how to walk, how to work, how to live. But it was hard work for a human to live in a Xidicide community. Everyone was scared, like I was a terrorist or something. When I grew 5 years old I enrolled in school. When I turned 10 I was given a choice to have a type of school. Knowledge, War Training, Ninja, so on. I was particularly interested in Ninja tactics, but my teacher said I was wasting my time. I belonged in a Knowledge academy. I ignored him and joined Ninja School. The teacher didn't want to teach a human, and the students ignored me. My old teacher suggested another academy, owned by an alien named Xanhros. He was a rebel, he didn't live in the community. He taught me to hate more than he taught me to be a Ninja. I became more and more angry at the Government. After twelve years I had learned to be an excellent rebel, and an excellent Ninja. But then, something horrible happened. Government agents came to our Dojo. They captured Xanhros to use him in the army, he was the best Ninja on the planet. I found myself hating him.. He had let himself go to war, fighting alongside the very government he had taught me to hate so much. A few days later, I was walking down the street, when I saw an advertisement. A Xidicide was standing there, saying this. 'Hi, I'm Lord Mushcut, the leader of the Xidicide colony. I want you to join the Xidicide army, it's for a good cause. As you might know we were recently been invaded by humans.' I grimaced at that. He was obviously talking about when me and my parents came. 'These humans will not stop until we are dead.' That was not true either. This Mushcut guy didn't have any very reliable sources. 'Join the army, and together we can eliminate the human scourge before they eliminate us! As a bonus, Earth can be used as an extra planet, in case this one diminishes.' After that, the Holo-T.V. shut off. My mouth was hanging open. He was going to destroy Earth. Not just to use it as an extra planet, but because he wanted to kill humans. And Xanhros, the very person that had taught me to hate this, was a part of it. I couldn't stand for it. I swore that by the time this was over, Mushcut and Xanhros would be dead. I stole a Xidicide saucer at night and flew it to earth. I found Xanhros with you. And the rest is history." Everyone was staring wide-eyed at Jon. Jon breathed out a long sigh. "At least Mushcut and Xanhros are dead." He said. "Rebels never die, Jon." Said a voice behind Jon. Jon flung himself around, and found himself staring into the cold eyes of his old master. Jon snarled. "How are you still alive?!?" He said. Xanhros smiled. "Your darts weren't poisoned forever. They caused me intense pain and knocked me out, but they did not kill me. I am an outcast from society. I would never work WITH the army." "Well, then why did you attack us and kill Pistol? And why did you agree to work for the army?" Jon growled. Xanhros frowned. "I am a Ninja, have you forgotten? I had to pretend I was working for the army to these humans, but Pistol attacked me. I had to kill him, he would have killed me. I agreed to join the army to infiltrate it and take it out from the inside. This was all for the greater good, Jon." Jon's eyes widened. "The greater good?!?! You murdered and lied and now you've evolved from a rebel to a terrorist!" Xanhros let out a sigh. "That is true. But violence can be used for a good purpose." At that moment, Ferret transformed into a tall robot with a scanner on his head and a screen on his chest. He wheeled up to Xanhros and the scanner shot out a beam of light. The screen then wrote these words: "Targets intentions and previous intentions are pure. No threat detected." Then Ferret morphed back to a ferret. Xanhros looked at Jon. "At this moment, you need me. The Xidicides have heard of Mushcut's death. They have elected a new Lord. And he is coming here on the Stargate1995. Jon's eyes went so wide they nearly popped out of his head. "The....The Stargate..The Stargate1995?" Then Aalnius spoke up. "What is the Stargate1995?" Jon looked at him. "A sentient ship. It is the most powerful war weapon at the Xidicides disposal. And it can kill all of us without even noticing. Humans are like ants to it. We have to destroy it before it gets to earth." Josh smiled. "the ferret can turn into a dragon. It can fly you there." "Wait" Ever said. "But your too big to fly on his back!" "I know." Josh said. "But you don't need me right now. You need to destroy the Stargate before it destroys us." Day 26: "Lord ninjas, we are heading off course" Said the Stargate1995 in a cold monotone voice. Ninjas turned towards the controls. "Shift into auto-pilot." He said. "Yes sir" Said the Stargate. NInjas looked out the window at the doomed planet Earth. Ninjas was actually not a ninja, he got that name from murdering 700 ninjas with his bare hands. He hated ninjas, always shifting around and trying to catch you off guard, they wouldn't last a second in hand-to-hand combat. He hated ninjas, and the ones he hated the most were the two meddlesome Jon and Xanhros. They would die by his hands, he was sure. Suddenly, the Stargate interrupted his thoughts. "Sir, a threat has been detected. Minor, but could be fatal if we do not take action." Ninjas turned around. "PX173!" he called. "Take care of it." A small robot came out of the shadows. "Yes, master." It said. It stuck its robotic arms in the manual control slots. It grasped the triggers, and opened fire. But the target was moving fast. He opened up the radar screen. It was something mildly big, but it was moving really fast. It looked almost like... a dragon. And where those... Passengers on its back? He started firing again. But the creature was darting impossibly fast. PX couldn't hold them in his firing range for more than a second. Suddenly, in a flash, they were literally on top of the Stargate. PX turned around. "Sir, they have docked with us. Shall i exterminate them?" Ninjas looked at his robot. He was watching the screen. And he knew two of the passengers. He knew them all too well. "Yes. But if there are any ninjas aboard, bring them to me." "Yes sir," Said PX. The little robot whirled around and started towards the stairs. He knew he would not be able to fight the dragon AND the passengers. He set his function to "Kill" and charged his weapons. But he wouldn't die without bringing someone down. He rolled up the stairs and slowly opened the door to the top of the ship. There was no dragon. But there was a ferret that seemed to have taken it's place. A ferret would be much easier to kill than a dragon. He fired the first shot at a woman in green clothes. She turned around and did a backflip almost as soon as he fired. She landed softly and pulled an arrow from a quiver. She fired at PX, but he turned on his shield and blocked it. A few of the other passengers were starting to take action. A burly man with armor and a sword flung himself at the robot. A man with a mace did the same. He shot his hand rockets out at them, but their swords blocked them. He was about to fire another laser at the woman, but something mauled him from the back. It was a lion. By this time the woman was reloaded, and the warriors and lion were upon him. When he thought it couldn't get any worse, the ferret turned into a hideous monster and stomped over to him. Also, two ninjas teleported down by his feet. He was screwed unless these strange creatures were merciful. "Don't worry, we won't kill you." said the woman. And before PX could say anything, everything went black. Day 27: I have taken over a robot. He is actually very functional. But he doesn't feel... alive. I've passed off as the robot to the new lord, and the others took shelter in the cargo storage. The captain said he might "Need me" later. That could be a problem, since i have no idea what this robot's primary function is. I decided to interrogate. I hopped off the robot. He just stood there. Right when i was about to speak, a robotic female voice said, "Hello. The PX173 is a voice-activated automaton. Would you like to activate it?" Then it hit me. Since I took it over and released it, all it's data had been erased. It's like it was restarting. I quickly hopped on Chain and said "Activate." The robot whirred to life. "Hello master." it said. I hopped off. Chain looked dumbstruck. "What just happened?" he said. I looked up at him. "You just got a robot" I said. Day 28: It had been two days since the extermination of the attackers, and Ninjas was wondering were his robot was. He had been gone almost a whole day. The Stargate kept warning him of a "Threat" on board. But he searched the whole place, he didn't find anyone. There was only a day until the Mass Landing on earth, and he didn't want to be interrupted any longer. Suddenly the warning alarm went off. "What's going on this time, Stargate?" he said. "Threat detected on board. Take immediate action. This is not a drill." Said the Stargate. Ninjas stormed off to look. He was pissed and ready to kill anyone who he found. Suddenly a voice yelled "Get him!" And something smacked him hard against his legs. He looked up and saw PX standing up by him. He looked behind PX and saw the attackers. "PX, destroy them!" PX's eyes flashed red. "Extermination mode activated." PX said. Ninjas felt himself calming down, but then panicked again when he realized PX wasn't going to attack the others. PX was going to attack HIM. Ninjas scrambled to his feet, but an arrow hit him in the foot, and a ninja star hit him in the other. He turned around and then realized something. A ninja star? He turned around again. There they were. Jon and Xanhros. The rebels. The criminals. The NINJAS. He painfully ripped the arrow and ninja star out of his feet. I tried to take him over, but he grabbed me and threw me behind him so I fell flat on my top. I couldn't move. He dodged PX's untamed attacks and kicked him into the cockpit of the Stargate and locked the door. Two warriors ran at him, but he easily dodged them. He landed behind them and socked a pressure point. The two were instantly unconscious. Quick as a flash, he flipped over the arrow coming at him and grabbed the archer by the throat. He threw her behind him and stomped towards the despicable ninjas. He tackled them both to the wall. He then grabbed their shirts and threw them to the ground. He stepped on Xanhros's head, but Jon was getting up. Making sure to keep pressure on Xanhros, Ninjas pulled out a gun and pointed at Jon. But a whoosh sounded, and the gun was cut in half. Jon was circling him now, hitting him from every point. He was dying slowly and painfully. He stuck out his arm and tripped Jon. In the time he had, he released Xanhros and grabbed him and threw him to the other side. Jon came at him, but he calmly stuck out his arm and caught him in the chest. The air whooshed out of Jon, and he was on the ground. In this time, Xanhros was off the wall and rushing towards Ninjas. Ninjas tried to make a maneuver, but was stopped by Xanhros. Xanhros pulled Ninjas's arms behind his back and stepped on him. Ninjas was completely helpless. Suddenly, in an explosion of metal and fire, PX blew through the door. His rocket launcher was smoking. He slowly rolled up to Ninjas. He extended a gun from his shoulder. "Extermination mode complete." He said. And with a loud bang, Ninjas was eliminated. He went down with green slime resembling blood oozing out of the disgusting hole in his head. Suddenly, The slimee started to move. It formed and shaped and grew, until it became ninjas's head. It slimed up to his neck and plopped down. Ninjas twisted the new head around and pushed it down. "Fools!" He said. "Why do you think I was elected for ruler? Do you think I really have the brains for it? Before the war, we had no need for much strength in the rulers of the planet. BWmushcut was weak and useless in battle, but he was a genius. Pure genius. But now that the war has begun and BW has died, they realized they need more strength than smarts." By this time Chain and Aalnius had gotten up, and Ever was armed and ready. Ever fired continuos arrows at Ninjas, but he dodged swiftly. He created tentacles from his chest and whipped at everyone. Chain and Aalnius were cutting them with ease, but the others had trouble. PX was shooting rockets at Ninjas and Ever was firing arrows, but it was hopeless. Jon and Xanhros were tangled in the tentacles, but Chain and Aalnius cut them down. Ever was standing her ground against the ferocious tentacles, but was losing. Chain and Aalnius rushed to her. They covered her by chopping the tentacles. Ever was clear. She aimed perfectly at Ninjas. The arrow was fired. It whistled through the air. There was almost one second of silence. Then, a splat. The arrow embedded itself in the head of Ninjas. All the tentacles fell limp. Ever closed her eyes, and when she opened them again, they were glowing bright red. Ninjas tried to attack, but couldn't move. Using the magic channeled through her arrows, Ever had completely paralyzed Ninjas. Everyone helped load him into the airlock. There was a boom, and Ninjas was gone forever. Even if he could survive without air, he would be doomed to float in the endless vacuum of space, not able to move a muscle for all eternity. A little harsh, but the human race was at stake. PX rolled to the controls of the stargate. He operated a little, and the flashing red lights faded to green. PX pressed a button and a small microphone popped out of a hole in the stargate. "This is the commander's robot, PX173, telling all units, the war is over. We have lost. All ships set a new course, away from earth." PX calmly walked over to me and flipped me over. He walked up to Chain. "Maybe they will find a new planet. And PX pressed a button. "Primary Objective Completed." he said. And with that, he exploded. Everyone was silent. Aalnius broke the silence. "That's a bitch." he said. Day 29: Aalnius and Chain clinked their bottles together in a toast and drank. We had saved the world from complete destruction. It was a time to celebrate... But, 200,000 light years away, it was definitely not a time to celebrate. In planet Scazz, panic was gripping the government. Their scouts had warned them of an incoming invasion from an army and race much more advanced than their own, the Xidicides. The leader of Scazz, Entomber, was the most panic-stricken. He was desperate to find a solution to this massive problem. However, his scouts also informed him that his planet was not the first to be invaded. If the other planets survived, there was hope. He opened his holo-screen and looked for planets with warfare technology advanced enough to defeat the Xidicides. There were three. Planet Kran, recently destroyed by a horrible viral outbreak, planet darr, the planet most advanced in military technology, yet also the most unwelcoming. They destroy any object within ten light years of their planet. And planet earth. A primitive little rock with a wide variety of complicated organisms. They were completely oblivious to the fact that life existed in billions of other places in the universe. If they didn't know what he was, would they kill him? It was worth a try. He set his ship on a course to earth and began his journey. Day 30: I witnessed an aircraft that looked a lot like Xanhros's ship... oh no. More Xidicides? I hopped on Ryan and sprinted off to investigate. A dock rolled out of the ship and a humanoid thing came out. It was grey and didn't have legs as far as i could tell. It was floating on a pad that lowered it to the ground. Suddenly it dissolved into liquid and dribbled to the floor. It came back up as the same disgusting creature, but with legs. It suddenly kneeled before me. "Oh mighty alien creature! I plead your assistance!" I stared at him. He was whimpering cowardly. "What do you need help with?" I asked. He stood up. "A race of aliens named the Xidicides are attacking our peaceful planet. We understand you and your troupe would be able to defeat them." I sighed. These damn Xidicides are popping up everywhere. "What's your name?" I asked. "Entomber, ruler and founder of the planet Scazz." He said. Founder of a planet? "We agree to help you with your problem." I said. Entomber started laughing giddily. "Oh, thank you! Thank you! I will do anything in my power to repay this amazing kindness!!!" Suddenly thousands of ships flew overhead. The sound of their engines blotted out most other sounds. "Who are they?" I screamed over the engines. Suddenly the ships landed behind us. Thousands of aliens flooded out out that looked exactly like Entomber. He would be impossible to spot if not for his crown and cape. He smiled. "Backup." he said. Day 31: "Damn, nice service on these ships." Said Chain. He was relaxing in a leather couch and sipping some alien drink. Entomber said it wasn't harmful to humans, but i was still cautious. We didn't know much about these guys, except that they did everything they could to try to get us to like them. i found it pretty suspicious. But everyone else seemed to be enjoying it. Even ferret was getting some weird... ferret treatment. Suddenly Entomber burst into the room. He looked scared. "The Xidicides.." He panted. "They've docked with us and have boarded the ship!" Suddenly an explosion knocked Entomber to the wall. He was out like a light. The Xidicides flooded in.There were at least 10,000. One of the Xidicide soldiers stepped forward. He cocked his gun. "You killed hundreds of us and two of our most powerful leaders. But you can't kill our entire army. Come quietly or we will reduce you to nothing." he said. We had no choice. There was no escaping the entire Xidicide army. I nodded towards Ever. "We'll go." she said. Day 32: In jail. Again. Why is it always the good guys that end up in jail? They had ferret in some kind of trap that kept him from shapeshifting. We had to break free, but how? Half the freaking army was guarding our tiny cell. Aalnius was sitting in the corner depressed. "I still think we could have taken em." He said. "Now we're gonna rot in jail forever on a distant planet while Earth is blown to bits and Scazz is wiped of all life and repopulated with these goobags." A Xidicide soldier turned around, pissed off. "What did you call me?" He said. Aalnius tried to stammer out an explanation, but before he got it out, the xidicide shot out a gooey arm and whipped Aalnius across his face. He fell to the ground. Blood oozed from a nasty gash on his cheek. The soldier huffed and turned around. I looked out the small window. Something caught my eye. A beeping device on the side of the building. C4! "Oh Sh.." I started. Suddenly an explosion rocked the tower. "What's happening?" Chain screamed. "The base of the building was destroyed!" replied a soldier. Ferret's trap rolled towards the wall and broke open. There was no time to lose. I hopped on Chain and ran towards ferret. "Go!" I said. Without a moment to spare, Ferret transformed into a dragon and flew through the halls of the jail. He burst out the door. We watched the tower fall and crumble. I shivered when i saw a Xidicide scream and fall from the top of the tower. It took him 5 seconds to hit the ground. I wondered who caused this as the tower crumbled into dust. Suddenly someone emerged from the wreckage. He had a rocket launcher in his hand and a detonator in his other. He checked the xidicides for signs of life. I saw a swarm of ships flying towards the man. This was the first time I had done this, but I took over ferret. Whoa, controlling a dragon was hard. I swiveled over to the man. What I saw almost made me faint. The guy was covered in scars, bruises, and blood from his head to his feet. He had a huge red burn mark on his chest. He had tattered army clothes on. We knew who it was instantly. Pistol. Everyone hopped off me, but I didn't hop off ferret. I wanted to feel this emotion. It was good. Everyone was laughing and hugging. Then Pistol went quiet. He looked over everyone, as if trying to find someone. "Where's Squirrel?" He said slowly. That made everyone quiet down. Chain took off his helmet, smoothed his hair back stressfully, and breathed out a long sigh. "We had to kill him. He was a traitor." Pistol looked shocked by this. "No." He said. "it isn't possible! It can't be! No!" He was having a panic attack. Then a giant laser rocked the ground. "We have to get out of here!" Chain shouted. Everyone jumped on my back. we took off, but the ships where right behind us. Suddenly a voice rocked out from the ship. It was a Xidicide. "It doesn't matter what you do now! Planet Xidicidia is on a collision course with planet Earth! Soon they will both be destroyed! we have Scazz, but you humans will have the disgusting taste of death to look forward to!! hahahahaha.." The laughing stopped abruptly, on account of the ship being destroyed by one of Pistol's rockets. He started reloading, but he was having some trouble. Ever ran a hand over pistol's head, and instantly he was overcome with power. He reloaded in 2.4 milliseconds and proceeded to fire off with incredible accuracy. There was one ship left. Jon threw a ninja star through the window, shattering the glass and killing the driver instantly. We all hopped into the ship and made our way to Earth. Sure enough, Xidicidia was moments away from crashing into our beloved planet. This really was the end. There was no escape now. This couldn't be happening. We were so close. I heard Pistol say "Ok. Good." and turn off a handheld transceiver. "What was that?" I asked. "This planet has enough Nukes to destroy the Earth twenty times. Why not Xidicidia once?" Pistol said. "I contacted every world government and told them my plan." Suddenly at least twenty thousand nuclear missiles flew out from the horizon, aimed towards Xidicidia. Pistol smiled a very weak smile, and saluted. Xidicidia was obliterated, along with every single xidicide who had ever come into existence. But I was not happy. It was some strange new feeling. I hopped off ferret. But I could still feel it. Suddenly a thought emerged. We had killed every single Xidicide. Not just the guilty ones. Innocent ones, like Jon's stepmother. And I realized what the feeling was. It was a feeling that was all my own. Sorrow.


2 years later.....


Pistol slid the card in the compartment. The door opened. "Welcome back, Pistol" Said a robotic voice. Pistol was part of a secret government branch. At this moment, no one knows it's name other than the people who work there, not even me. Pistol and his workmates had just covered up the biggest alien invasion known to man. As far as the world knows, the Xidicides, Squirrel, the newfound Scazz creatures (who were allies to the Humans), and Pistol never existed.

DING! The bell sounded. Aalnius and Chain had won again. They had become a tag-team boxing team. And they had rocketed to the top of the world in ten days. Straight matches against the strongest people in the world. Other than them, of course.

"What do you want for breakfast, honey?" Ever called out. She had settled down and become a housewife. She abandoned all her mystical powers to lead a normal life. "Just some eggs, please." Called out Jon. He had gone on a similar path. He strayed away from his ninja-xidicide lifestyle and became a human male. He was fat and addicted to beer and football.

"This is so degrading." Ryan thought. He had become an animal in the zoo. There's not much to add here.

Ferret just continued his life as a ferret who could change forms.

Spitfire sat in heaven, smiling. "I did it." He said. Unbeknownst to the adventurers, Spitfire wasn't a Demon. He was an Angel. He led their adventure exactly the way it was planned. HE was the TRUE savior of Earth.

Josh continued his life as a giant squid thing.

R.I.P. Tiger.

R.I.P. Ninjas.

R.I.P. PX173

R.I.P. Eldavo

Entomber continued his alliance with Earth

Xanhros, having nothing left to live for... continued living

But I might not have the same luck. I can feel nothing but sorrow all the time. This is not life. This is worse than death. I am ready to kill myself. But I have one final wish. Please someone find this journal and show it to the world. They must know the truth. They must know....